Man versus man

Ah. It has been a while. What's been going on?

The state of our union, actually. In less than a month, it will [hopefully] be decided who out next President is. I'm really scared. Well, maybe nervous is more like it. In either case, there will be extreme emotion, whoever is elected. Extreme joy, or ever-dread. My friends and I are already planning a wake (for the death of our nation) should our hopeful not be elected. It will be a potluck. Consider this your invitation.

But if he wins (and of this I sincerely hope) - we're all going to Disneyland!!